THE ART OF FERNAND VAN HOREN

Belgian survivor of Esterwegen and Flossenburg concentration camps

How To Be A Revisionist Scholar

By Michael Philips First-Published: January 3, 1996 (alt.revisionism)

"Hey lurkers! After browsing through alt.revisionism posts for awhile, you may already have figured out how to become a Holocaust revisionist. It's easy.

For those of you considering such a move, be assured that it requires no preparation or scholarly research. Simply follow the guidelines below, as the revisionists on this newsgroup have done, and you'll quickly be on the road to deluding yourself that someone out there takes you seriously, and that you are valiantly fighting the evil forces of some undefined, implausible conspiracy..."